The Secret of Monkey Island Script

The Secret of Monkey Island Game Info:
"The Monkey Island saga is known throughout the gaming world as one of the best point and click adventures, and The Secret of Monkey Island is the game that started it all. Play as Guybrush Threepwood as he tries to become a pirate. Meet the lovely Elaine Marley, the evil ghost pirate LeChuck, a three headed monkey, and more! Have Guybrush engage in insult sword fighting, look for buried treasure, evade deadly piranha poodles, and attempt to discover The Secret of Monkey Island!"

Script Description:
Okay, after what quite possibly be the shortest table of contents section ever
in the history of gaming guides, we'll start with the script already. Note
that The Secret of Monkey Island (SoMI for short) has quite a loose gameflow,
so your storyline may vary from what's listed here.

Due to the overwhelming amount of choices and story paths, I can only put ONE
kind of flow that makes the whole story, while the rest of the scripts should
be explored by yourself; I don't really have THAT much of a free time -- and
honestly -- I can't figure out an effective way to chart out the all-confusing
"SCUMM" story system as to make it an easy read. I apologize.